[As he says this is a whole new world, Yukong crosses her arms and stares at him in the same way all parents would stare at their children as they say the equivalent of, "We're in the next town over! It's full of adventure!" Sure, some people have towns which are rad as shit with all sorts of fun things to do, but for every rad town there's a few hundred more that have a vague assortment of Krogers, Walmart, and gas stations. And not much else. A Denny's, maybe?
Then, her expression softens a bit as comprehension (doesn't quite) dawn, but he's from a planet called Dirt, basically. It makes sense that a new world would be a novelty to him. He probably never got to visit his neighbors, let alone get out of his galaxy. He's from Dirt. (Basically.) Probably fucking sheltered.]
When you get to be my age, you'll find the novelty of new worlds have long since worn off. They're all the same in many respects; similar trees, similar skies, and similar abominations waiting in the shadows to eat overly curious boys who can't hold his own in a battle.
flat'll wake up to reminder texts to make his bed and brush his teeth and do his chores
Then, her expression softens a bit as comprehension (doesn't quite) dawn, but he's from a planet called Dirt, basically. It makes sense that a new world would be a novelty to him. He probably never got to visit his neighbors, let alone get out of his galaxy. He's from Dirt. (Basically.) Probably fucking sheltered.]
When you get to be my age, you'll find the novelty of new worlds have long since worn off. They're all the same in many respects; similar trees, similar skies, and similar abominations waiting in the shadows to eat overly curious boys who can't hold his own in a battle.