((so please lmk if you want me to change this haha))
[Okay, that’s a possibility that hadn’t even remotely crossed her mind until now. So there’s definitely a moment there where her brows furrow a little more in thought rather than annoyance. And then she considers that sarcasm that slipped into his tone to match hers and decides: no.]
Too bad. [She lets her arms drop back down to her sides and then gives him a considering look for just a beat before:] But if you need help getting out of the way, I guess I can lend a hand.
[And without another word she’s dropping to a slight crouch and moving forward to make an attempt at hauling him over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes, coffee cup in his hand be damned.]
okay my turn for sorry lmao
[Okay, that’s a possibility that hadn’t even remotely crossed her mind until now. So there’s definitely a moment there where her brows furrow a little more in thought rather than annoyance. And then she considers that sarcasm that slipped into his tone to match hers and decides: no.]
Too bad. [She lets her arms drop back down to her sides and then gives him a considering look for just a beat before:] But if you need help getting out of the way, I guess I can lend a hand.
[And without another word she’s dropping to a slight crouch and moving forward to make an attempt at hauling him over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes, coffee cup in his hand be damned.]