[ this ist he funniest thing ive ever read in my life PLEASE ABSOLUTELY same goes for me tho feel free to ask for changes
therion has a lot of abilities. he is not strong and buff like olberic, no. he cannot do 39254 different kinds of magic like cyrus or ophilia. he cannot cut something in half with an axe like alfyn. but he is very small and he is very fast.
which means that when she crouches he instinctively knows Something Is Happening and tries to jerk out of the way, jolting backwards to try and avoid getting lifted, but there's a (convenient) passerby right behind him, and much like a cat who does not want to get grabbed, he's going to claw at dear life to avoid it. therion squawks a - ] What the fuck -
[ as he is nearly bowled off of his feet by the force of this. and so you win some, you lose some. you lose some because you're going to go ass over tea kettle if you don't get picked up and so she can absolutely try and throw him over her shoulder.
you win some because therion is dumping the coffee he is still holding on her head immediately. at least it's not crazy hot because he was dissociating in the line but it sure is wet and unpleasant ]
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therion has a lot of abilities. he is not strong and buff like olberic, no. he cannot do 39254 different kinds of magic like cyrus or ophilia. he cannot cut something in half with an axe like alfyn. but he is very small and he is very fast.
which means that when she crouches he instinctively knows Something Is Happening and tries to jerk out of the way, jolting backwards to try and avoid getting lifted, but there's a (convenient) passerby right behind him, and much like a cat who does not want to get grabbed, he's going to claw at dear life to avoid it. therion squawks a - ] What the fuck -
[ as he is nearly bowled off of his feet by the force of this. and so you win some, you lose some. you lose some because you're going to go ass over tea kettle if you don't get picked up and so she can absolutely try and throw him over her shoulder.
you win some because therion is dumping the coffee he is still holding on her head immediately. at least it's not crazy hot because he was dissociating in the line but it sure is wet and unpleasant ]