[If Gavial is good for anything, it’s for comedically escalating things like the jock she is.
So man-handling a complete stranger for being a little mouthy with her? It’s a no brainer. The tried-and-true shoulder carry? Also a no-brainer.
Unfortunately the plan needs a little bit more thought into the follow-through than she’s really putting in. There’s an undignified grunt from the startled bystander as suddenly there’s two people plowing their way with flailing limbs, this rude little shit’s shout of surprise—and a yelp from Gavial herself as she suddenly gets a warm and unpleasant splash of coffee poured directly onto her head as she starts hoisting him up.]
Ugh, are you kidding me—
[She sputters and squints as the coffee starts running down onto her face, reeling into a bit of a half-spin as she tries to fumble a better hold onto her unruly—and impromptu—foe.]
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So man-handling a complete stranger for being a little mouthy with her? It’s a no brainer. The tried-and-true shoulder carry? Also a no-brainer.
Unfortunately the plan needs a little bit more thought into the follow-through than she’s really putting in. There’s an undignified grunt from the startled bystander as suddenly there’s two people plowing their way with flailing limbs, this rude little shit’s shout of surprise—and a yelp from Gavial herself as she suddenly gets a warm and unpleasant splash of coffee poured directly onto her head as she starts hoisting him up.]
Ugh, are you kidding me—
[She sputters and squints as the coffee starts running down onto her face, reeling into a bit of a half-spin as she tries to fumble a better hold onto her unruly—and impromptu—foe.]