[By this point Andy had overcome his 'I think (?) I am alive (??) and not dead (???)' realisation and progressed from lying despondantly on the loamy soil to standing up and exploring his surroundings.
It was a decision he deeply regretted where only after a few staggering steps, an arm came thrusting out of the soil, followed by the very naked body of a man, hacking and wheezing like Frankstein's monster rising from its operating table. Andy reeled back, hand over his heart, as he waited for the flash of dramatic lightning and for someone to wail off screen: 'HE LIIIIIIIIIIIVES!'
Instead, the naked zombie (?!?) man (??) stood up and stared at him. Andy stared back.]
...
[Then the shameless exhibitionist spoke, snapping Andy out of his shocked gawping and straight into flustered outrage.]
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It was a decision he deeply regretted where only after a few staggering steps, an arm came thrusting out of the soil, followed by the very naked body of a man, hacking and wheezing like Frankstein's monster rising from its operating table. Andy reeled back, hand over his heart, as he waited for the flash of dramatic lightning and for someone to wail off screen: 'HE LIIIIIIIIIIIVES!'
Instead, the naked zombie (?!?) man (??) stood up and stared at him. Andy stared back.]
...
[Then the shameless exhibitionist spoke, snapping Andy out of his shocked gawping and straight into flustered outrage.]
Where are your pants?!