[Ayo, what is this? Someone blaming themselves over something they purposefully didn't do? In front of Jade's proverbial salad?
[Not a chance.]
C'mon, now. You don't have to waste precious money over something like that.
[Her two totally now-free hands continue to wave as if trying to fend off Alice's offer to pay her back for the lost coffee.]
It's far from the worst possible thing that could've happened. A trifling inconvenience, really. If anything's to blame, it's the cup. Blasted thing practically jumped right outta my hand. What a right bastard.
[Sorry, she is just Like That when she is nervous and if it's clear that neither of them are about to allow themselves to take culpability, then placing blame on a faulty inanimate object that has no defense in the matter is the next best thing.]
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[Not a chance.]
C'mon, now. You don't have to waste precious money over something like that.
[Her two totally now-free hands continue to wave as if trying to fend off Alice's offer to pay her back for the lost coffee.]
It's far from the worst possible thing that could've happened. A trifling inconvenience, really. If anything's to blame, it's the cup. Blasted thing practically jumped right outta my hand. What a right bastard.
[Sorry, she is just Like That when she is nervous and if it's clear that neither of them are about to allow themselves to take culpability, then placing blame on a faulty inanimate object that has no defense in the matter is the next best thing.]