[ hey you know what we need around here? something stupid bc that's all i can ever offer you pixi im sorry forgive me.
that is to say that this MAN must be stopped before he can menace these poor, innocent souls who are simply doing the Lord's work or whatever, and there is only one way to accomplish such a feat. how is that, you ask? why, pixi, i'm so glad you inquired!!! the method is simple, and i shall explain thusly (you are asleep at your keyboard, drooling across the spacebar by the time i finish this tag and yet i keep stalling),
Jiang will find himself rather unceremoniously taken off his feet without swift action, seeing as how a very tall, lanky man with similarly pale hair is careening toward him, spilling an entire ENTOURAGE's worth of colorfully wrapped boxes he'd been carrying in the process--
--luckily, he'll get at least a second's worth of warning considering the ungodly, high-pitched screech Abel makes as he finds himself heading on a crash course toward Jiang-town, ]
iiib - springstar... pixi........ my eyes go wide 😳
that is to say that this MAN must be stopped before he can menace these poor, innocent souls who are simply doing the Lord's work or whatever, and there is only one way to accomplish such a feat. how is that, you ask? why, pixi, i'm so glad you inquired!!! the method is simple, and i shall explain thusly (you are asleep at your keyboard, drooling across the spacebar by the time i finish this tag and yet i keep stalling),
Jiang will find himself rather unceremoniously taken off his feet without swift action, seeing as how a very tall, lanky man with similarly pale hair is careening toward him, spilling an entire ENTOURAGE's worth of colorfully wrapped boxes he'd been carrying in the process--
--luckily, he'll get at least a second's worth of warning considering the ungodly, high-pitched screech Abel makes as he finds himself heading on a crash course toward Jiang-town, ]