[DON'T APOLOGIZE PLEASE stupid things are the BEST things tbh
But wow I can't believe you-abel-youbel refuse to let Jiang harass these little soldiers!! He probably wouldn't do anything that bad, sheesh. But this incoming disaster is more interesting than bothering the children, so he turns to look!!! And very kindly, generously, sweetly
steps out of the way to let Abel crash into the nearest passerby instead]
puts two eyepatches on each eye
But wow I can't believe you-abel-youbel refuse to let Jiang harass these little soldiers!! He probably wouldn't do anything that bad, sheesh. But this incoming disaster is more interesting than bothering the children, so he turns to look!!! And very kindly, generously, sweetly
steps out of the way to let Abel crash into the nearest passerby instead]