[It's truly a love story for the ages. I can't believe we've already forged the tightest of bonds and it's barely been 24 hours!!!
But oh, there go Abel's packages... what a tragic mess. Jiang will indeed catch one as the others go flying and fall to the ground, holding it up to his ear and shaking it curiously like a child trying to figure out what's inside his wrapped Christmas present. He is decidedly not helping poor Abel, because that would be far too easy and not nearly stupid enough for this thread!!!! But he does possibly have a modicum of attention on Burly Irateson Lord of Largetown? Maybe he will step in if it looks like Abel's about to be strung up by his ankles... maybe not... only time will tell...]
I can feel it in my heart of hearts
But oh, there go Abel's packages... what a tragic mess. Jiang will indeed catch one as the others go flying and fall to the ground, holding it up to his ear and shaking it curiously like a child trying to figure out what's inside his wrapped Christmas present. He is decidedly not helping poor Abel, because that would be far too easy and not nearly stupid enough for this thread!!!! But he does possibly have a modicum of attention on Burly Irateson Lord of Largetown? Maybe he will step in if it looks like Abel's about to be strung up by his ankles... maybe not... only time will tell...]