If I were ready to trade, that would make you the most adept con artist in the square.
[Because really, anyone who'd see that glove and agree to trade for it instead of just having it foisted upon them involuntarily is... surely an idiot. Liem would be a genius at the art of the grift. Anders shakes his head, lifting a hand to politely gesture no thanks, in case it weren't already clear. Whew.
He gives his own hand a glance, brief and with a slight frown, because it would be convenient to simply snap his fingers and take care of burning that glove in a heartbeat, but. For some! reason! that's not working! And he's not thinking about it. Just looking at his hands funny, but there's a creepy glove in the mix, so that's fine.]
Have you tried abandoning it under a bench somewhere? Giving it a pot to live in?
[Surely, planting it in something is a great idea.]
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[Because really, anyone who'd see that glove and agree to trade for it instead of just having it foisted upon them involuntarily is... surely an idiot. Liem would be a genius at the art of the grift. Anders shakes his head, lifting a hand to politely gesture no thanks, in case it weren't already clear. Whew.
He gives his own hand a glance, brief and with a slight frown, because it would be convenient to simply snap his fingers and take care of burning that glove in a heartbeat, but. For some! reason! that's not working! And he's not thinking about it. Just looking at his hands funny, but there's a creepy glove in the mix, so that's fine.]
Have you tried abandoning it under a bench somewhere? Giving it a pot to live in?
[Surely, planting it in something is a great idea.]