[ The question hits Link like the car-sized fist of an angry Hinox. He blinks and sputters and sits up straight, immediately feeling rather offended at the very idea of someone asking such a thing about the Princess... and simultaneously a bit shameful, because deep down, he is very aware of how he feels about her. Being asked such a thing outright makes it very hard to ignore those feelings, Dark!

After a few seconds pass, Link manages to recover enough to scrunch his nose at Dark disapprovingly. ]

............It's improper for us to talk about Zelda disrespectfully.

[ "us." not just Link, but Dark, too. Eying the other man with uncertainty, he takes another bite of corn, if only to give his hands something to do. ]

You shouldn't talk about your Princess Sheila like that, either. [ Link wouldn't! ]