[ IGNORING LINK. If he is defensive and sitting like that, it means that Zelda is definitely hot. He wouldn't be flustered if she weren't. ]
We can talk however we want, it's not like they're here to get mad.
[ His way of thinking. Unfortunately, Dark would speak like this even if either princess were here. He can't not think with his dick. ]
Realistically, you've probably got a shot at fucking her. Royal guard and everything... if she's anything like Sheila, she's probably lonely, repressed, and in need of some male companionship.
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[ IGNORING LINK. If he is defensive and sitting like that, it means that Zelda is definitely hot. He wouldn't be flustered if she weren't. ]
We can talk however we want, it's not like they're here to get mad.
[ His way of thinking. Unfortunately, Dark would speak like this even if either princess were here. He can't not think with his dick. ]
Realistically, you've probably got a shot at fucking her. Royal guard and everything... if she's anything like Sheila, she's probably lonely, repressed, and in need of some male companionship.
[ His dialog only becomes worse... ]